Hi kiddies! I want to rant about being politically correct because I hate it. There are so many stupid people who try to be politically correct to or about someone when the person or people around him can care less even if he jumped off a building and died, which would be freaking sweet. So because I want to I am going to rant about political correctness, but since so many god damn people out there want to be politically correct I guess I should be politically correct and say that I am going to rant about being politically correct. I hate being politically correct.
The way I look at it is who gives a damn! Not me that's for sure. I was at a library the other day and I could hear some people behind me whispering about the fact that I had a cane.
“He’s blind!”
“I know I know!”
When I turned around and gave these stupid idiots the glare they started blubbering like two people having sex in the back seat of a truck. When I got my large print book they both gasped in amazement. Wait a minute, holy fucking shit! You can see? That's so fucking awesome! Screw you people.
“Are you blind?” the woman asked me.
“Actually I am, but I can see, so I am visually impaired.” They make little gasps of utter astonishment. Holy fucking shit! He can speak sentences!
“Wait, you can see, so that means you’re not blind.”
“No. I'm visually impaired.” And then this tall mass had the audacity to correct me.
“Don’t you mean disabled?” don’t you mean disabled? What the hell was that supposed to mean, I'm walking and talking and can't fucking drool all on my shirt so that makes me non disabled? What the fuck kind of dip shit planet did you fall from?
“No honey. He is disabled. He's visually impaired right?” if the husband wasn’t such a big a dumb ass as his wife I would have knelt down and licked their feet! Bi George I think he's got it! Ladies and gentleman, no need to fear because detective dipshit is on the job! Never will you have to worry about being fucking politically correct again because, don’t worry, detective dipshit, dick for brains is on the job! Applause, applause! Thank you so much, dipshit! Yes I am disabled; just say the god damn word already. It's not like I'm going to kick your ass because I'm disabled. That would be pretty sweet though, just whipping out my cane and start kicking some major and I mean major ass with it. Anyway, the point that I am trying to make is that I don’t care what the hell I am called as long as you get it right. Now, if you see me walking with my cane, and you think I am deaf, I may just have to come to your house late one night when you’re sleeping and piss all over your face because your brain somehow got two words you should have learned in middle school completely confused. At least now I have a sure fire way to tell if they passed high school or not, just bring a blind guy with you and see if the dumbass starts yelling at him.
That's the kind of stuff I care about, but the things I don’t care about are weather the fact I am called physically handicapped or being called physically disabled. Let me ask you? Who the hell fucking cares! If I even gave two shits that you were caring about political correctness I wouldn't tap my foot impatiently and role my eyes up at the ceiling while fortuitously muttering on purpose hurry up idiot! As you say synonyms over and over again. Just call me disabled, which would make things less confusing. Idiots I still walk with a limp, no matter what words you pick out of your micro corpus coliseums that you call brains. I am not sure as hell going to walk any better because you want to look like your gracing me with how much of being a dumbass you really are because you want to be politically correct. Just call me a crippled for gods sake! I don’t care!
Another one I don’t like is when I ask lesbians if they are gay, and they say no, I'm a lesbian. What the fuck? That's got to be the biggest crock of shit I ever in my life heard. I don't know about you, but I think the meaning of the word gay has changed into the simple definition of…
“Someone who likes the same sex.”
… And I am talking about gender here not the actual systematic definition of the word sex. There are lots of girls who say that they are a lesbian, so I ask oh, so you’re gay? And they are like no! I'm a lesbian. Whatever, I'm blind. Get over it. Wait, I'm not blind, I'm just without site! That's what that phrase translates into for me. I don’t get it why gay chicks refused to say that they are gay but instead say lesbian. Hello! It means the same thing! You don’t see gay men going around going I'm a lesbian. I like girls do you? That would defeat the purpose of being gay. So drop that bullshit and be gay like all the 7,000.678 gay-err lesbian idiots in the world. They both mean the same thing like I said before. Gay, or homosexual, is in fact a synonym of the word lesbian. Seriously, you will see gay as a synonym. Yet they still do it! I hate that so much I want to ban the word lesbian. You all are gay, you like sucking your own kind, so don’t call yourselves a fucking lesbian! It doesn’t matter what term you use, you’re still a flamer. Did the people make that up so that way we wouldn't get confused about gender, like they couldn't hide the fact they have beach balls protruding from their chests. Oh my god! There are gay girls, so does that mean they screw guys? That's my favorite question, and I don’t even have a response to that, the definition of gay today clearly says it's someone who likes the same sex. It does not say male, or make assumptions. I hate the two terms. Why not just call each and every flamer you will ever meet gay. No more of this oh my god! Lesbian bullshit! They are gay, and so are guys. Get over it.
Sighted guide.
Recently there was some bullshit rumor going around saying that they were going to change the term sighted guide to human guide. I stared in utter awe at the article on the screen just mystified. First of all, why? Why the hell would you want to do that! To me that would be more damn confusing and it would also sound more retarded. It's like they are changing the word because dome dip shit, which was probably related to detective dipshit, got confused about who was the human and who was the dog. I don't know exactly why they want to change it so I just made up that theory. Looking at this article I started to wonder if I am the only one in the world with two thirds of a brain. They want to change it because it would be more correct if they said human guide then sighted guide. News flash buddy, no it wouldn't! you must have came from detective dipshits gene pool, because it would not, and I repeat would not be any more correct then saying sighted guide. Hell since we are on a role, let’s call it walking guide, or better yet, we can do it by color! Now every time my black friend takes me somewhere I can astutely say with a huge ass smile on my face “oh. Hi. Meet my black guide.” This would be pretty cool actually, but instead it's like they have to remind us each and every day that the person who was guiding us was a human being. Holy fucking shit! No way! My black friend who guides me is not human? Holy shit dudes! You could have told me that one sooner. I'm so glad you changed it from sighed guide to human guide. Now I can remember that this brown person helping me across the street is in fact… a human! Whoa! That's so awesome. I think detective dip shit and his cousin analytical ass hole have made it into office, because that's the only place I can assume where this article came from. That reminds me, human guide doesn’t even make all that great of sense. Just thinking about it sounds so stupid I want to shave off my nose hair! By the way, we are not animals. Last time I checked, we are humans too, so this is also marking us as animals. Wow. Detective dip shit is raking up the hated charts! Way to go buddy!
I also have another theory about that. They don’t want to draw attention to the fact that they are blind. Holy fucking shit! I know who started this campaign! Been Underwood! He believes even though he can't even see if an ass hole socks him in the jaw, he isn’t blind. News flash buddy. You are. Let’s come down to planet earth buddy, don’t stay up in dip shit land too long, you may catch something. Oh wait a minute, it's too late. I have news for all those blind people who think this kind of bullshit. Walk up to the next person you see and ask this one simple question. Can I sniff your crack?” if you see the punch coming, guess what you’re not blind! If you get hit in the head really hard, and don’t know what the hell that was, that was a fist. Oyo! News flash. You can't see shit. Literally.
People should know that they are blind so that way you can avoid doing stupid things like running out in the street. Oh no! I'm not blind, I just can't see!” wham! End of story. News flash, I don’t care that the whole fucking world knows I'm blind. I will shout it loud and proud. I'm blind I can't see your ugly asses! Ha I love shouting it out at Disney land when I get to go on the ride first and all the people hate me, and I flip them off as I go down the exit ramp. I just love that! Anyway, I honestly don’t think you’re not going to hurt normal blind people’s feelings by saying sighted guide in front of them. It's just a word. I will never in my life say people guide. Never. I'm not that stupid. Also, people in the Ben Underwood cub! Your blind, you can't do everything so stop bitching about it and get a blog, or a podcast. And no. you can't see, and guess what. You’re blind! Ha.
the term african amerucan.
the other day I was talking about one of my African American friends, yes I used a word I hate, and I said yes he's black, and the person nearly had a freaking heart attack. Oh glory is! You said the B word! I’m sorry, but I didn't know that was some huge cuss word or something. Next time I will try to say something more like "the person with the burnt skin!" people don't freak if I say obvious racist things like that, when they freak because I called Donal Buie and Travis brown and Q black people. I’m sure they don't mind at all. In fact I think they would be kissing my ass right about now. Here is why I hate that word.
First of all, the label "African American" is the dumbest, most persistently
used phrase in our vernacular.
Every time you call someone an "African American," you're making at least two
assumptions about the person:
1. that the person is an American. For example, if you saw this guy
walking along on a street, you would probably think:
picture of a black man looking at us with words beneath it saying I know what he is, he's an African American! Laughing out loud! Beneath his face.
...which is fine, except for one small detail: this man is British, which
makes you a presumptuous idiot. You also without knowing it form a stereotype about blacks by calling them African Americans. Ooh! Who are the racists now, eh?
2. That the person is African (because it's inconceivable that black people
could come from Haiti, India, Trinidad, Dominican Republic, Brazil, Australia,
or Jamaica). Never mind that; BLACK PEOPLE ONLY COME FROM AFRICA.
Not to mention that every time you give a black person the distinction of
being "African American" out of a mixed group, you're making an assumption
about an entire continent; not everyone from Africa is black. I guarantee
all you politically correct morons out there have never called a white person
an African American. Of course you could avoid all these problems by using
the same standards on blacks as you would on whites by simply assuming that
all whites are from Africa just as you do for all blacks, but that might be
too forward, and in a polite society like ours, people would be all too pleased
to point out which of the 192 countries you didn't guess they were actually
from.
